Zeetard 

A person who embodies social traits specific to generation Z.

Often extremely online and medicated with poor social skills. Has a rich and descriptive notion of their sexuality and gender, but has never engaged in sexual activity outside of porn consumption. Is opposed to things that are mid or cringe, and drawn towards things that slap. Steals slang from black Twitter that is at least 5 years old.

"The Zeetard took a haul of his vape before walking into the job interview with his mother."

"The father picked up the prescription of Adderall, Zoloft, Xanax, Librium, and hormone replacements and was concerned he may be raising a Zeetard."

"Your daughter will be safe at prom, her date is a coomer brained Zeetard."

Zeetard by SniffyGumbles June 23, 2024

.zeketard 

the greatest anime content creator.

John: @.zeketard is such a good content creator.

Matt: i know, he never misses and is better than erentard.

.zeketard by secretnigga March 2, 2021

Zetard 

Other phrases include Zofty and iTard, both share this definition.

A slur to describe the subsection of Gen Z/iGen who are extremely sensitive and think that they are making a difference when in reality, they are making the entire generation look foolish, so much so that the rest of Gen Z is embarrassed to be associated with them. Instead focusing on actual issues that affect people, zetards are well known to complain about and cancel almost anything that the majority of people would deem non-issues, examples include:

Aunt Jemima syrup, Uncle Ben's rice, Marshall the police pup from the kids show Paw Patrol, Dr. Seuss, Eminem, Pepé Le Pew, and the list goes on.

The differences that they make is tantamount to setting a house ablaze just because the house needed some cleaning done. They take no accountability for their actions and refuse to educate themselves on the subjects they complain and/or put on the cancel chopping block.

Kayla's on Twitter trying to cancel the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for some reason; that zetard needs to calm down.

Zetard by Malevolent Avatar May 10, 2021

fw.zeketard 

Hottest man alive.
Never misses.
Gets all the girlsthats a lie

Man fw.zeketard doesnt miss.

fw.zeketard by Fw.zeketard September 10, 2021