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pull a Zewald
To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!
pull a Zewald by Milanifan October 25, 2010
zeard
(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.
zeard by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006
Zetard
Other phrases include Zofty and iTard, both share this definition.
A slur to describe the subsection of Gen Z/iGen who are extremely sensitive and think that they are making a difference when in reality, they are making the entire generation look foolish, so much so that the rest of Gen Z is embarrassed to be associated with them. Instead focusing on actual issues that affect people, zetards are well known to complain about and cancel almost anything that the majority of people would deem non-issues, examples include:
Aunt Jemima syrup, Uncle Ben's rice, Marshall the police pup from the kids show Paw Patrol, Dr. Seuss, Eminem, Pepé Le Pew, and the list goes on.
The differences that they make is tantamount to setting a house ablaze just because the house needed some cleaning done. They take no accountability for their actions and refuse to educate themselves on the subjects they complain and/or put on the cancel chopping block.
A slur to describe the subsection of Gen Z/iGen who are extremely sensitive and think that they are making a difference when in reality, they are making the entire generation look foolish, so much so that the rest of Gen Z is embarrassed to be associated with them. Instead focusing on actual issues that affect people, zetards are well known to complain about and cancel almost anything that the majority of people would deem non-issues, examples include:
Aunt Jemima syrup, Uncle Ben's rice, Marshall the police pup from the kids show Paw Patrol, Dr. Seuss, Eminem, Pepé Le Pew, and the list goes on.
The differences that they make is tantamount to setting a house ablaze just because the house needed some cleaning done. They take no accountability for their actions and refuse to educate themselves on the subjects they complain and/or put on the cancel chopping block.
Kayla's on Twitter trying to cancel the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for some reason; that zetard needs to calm down.
Zetard by Malevolent Avatar May 10, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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