Zeward 

Receiving oral sex in exchange for services rendered from a party that would not be expected to offer such a thing, such as a lesbian offering to a male.

The dyke said if he managed to fix the part on her car she'd have to give him a zeward as payment.

Zeward by T0pper July 6, 2010

pull a Zewald 

To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!

Man, who invited X, we had to pull a Zewald on the annoying bastard!
Good fun after he left though.

pull a Zewald by Milanifan October 25, 2010

zeard

a zit beard

Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.

zeard by provider44 January 14, 2010

Zeard

a beard that consists of zits (no hair)

Holy Shit dude that kid has a gnarley zeard. he should use proactive to clean that oily ass face up

Zeard by 4TheYouth June 15, 2010

zeard

(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.

Damn, that poor guy has a serious zeard. How does he shave?

zeard by Andrew Fletcher August 9, 2006

Zetard 

Other phrases include Zofty and iTard, both share this definition.

A slur to describe the subsection of Gen Z/iGen who are extremely sensitive and think that they are making a difference when in reality, they are making the entire generation look foolish, so much so that the rest of Gen Z is embarrassed to be associated with them. Instead focusing on actual issues that affect people, zetards are well known to complain about and cancel almost anything that the majority of people would deem non-issues, examples include:

Aunt Jemima syrup, Uncle Ben's rice, Marshall the police pup from the kids show Paw Patrol, Dr. Seuss, Eminem, Pepé Le Pew, and the list goes on.

The differences that they make is tantamount to setting a house ablaze just because the house needed some cleaning done. They take no accountability for their actions and refuse to educate themselves on the subjects they complain and/or put on the cancel chopping block.

Kayla's on Twitter trying to cancel the Fresh Prince of Bel Air for some reason; that zetard needs to calm down.

Zetard by Malevolent Avatar May 10, 2021

Zenardis

Sexy ass nigga, the perfect human being,
Nobody in the world can match this man/woman in pure sex appeal

Man: hello my name is Zenardis

Girl:FUCK IM WET *cums*

Zenardis by KenZerk May 29, 2022