Doug had the most exquisite beard this side of the Ohio river. But with the seemingly well cultivated zit garden on his sister Chelsea's chin, you would think she maintained her zeard out of some strange case of penis envy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
(zit+beard) a profusion of zits that has taken residence on a man's chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. A beard of zits.
by Andrew Fletcher August 10, 2006
by 4TheYouth June 13, 2010