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Instant messenger that talks to most existing messengers, including yahoo, aim, and msn. seems to be great, but is actually spyware.
Zango is awesome.. too bad it is harmful to my computer!
Zango by RAWRjosh May 22, 2007
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Zanglo • Zango • zangle • Zangoulos • zaglo • Zandlo • zanelotti • zangdoo • zangl • Zanglavo
1. A computer application accessible to students, parents, and teachers for viewing student profiles, classroom news, attendance data, grades, etc.

2. A synonym for "penis".
"Mr. Ryan, we can see your zangle."

"His zangle was up."
zangle by afaiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 4, 2010
it's what you say when you have a boner, and when you see a hot girl(s) next to you
a hot girl walks by and as obious what Boy did yelled out" Zango!!!!"
Zango by Curly_Fries123 December 8, 2015
It's a unit used to measure how many blows a man can take to the balls.
Chuck Norris has infinite zanglers
Zangler by masshysteria October 7, 2009

Zingo-Zango 

A term to be exclaimed in clownish elation over any of a number of situations, most often placed at the end of a statement.
"Look, there's a brick of cheese in the fridge I forgot about. Zingo-Zango!"
Zingo-Zango by B Syntax March 21, 2010
ZANGO means:

Zip
A
Nut,
Go
On

In which, you're only hurting your computer because it's going inside it painfully... some spam, adware, trojans, and all that orgasms computers get.
Zango by 01284102 October 15, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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