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Usually someone who exudes awesomeness, and makes it hard for women around him to keep their hands to themselves. A zangl is someone you always want around. They are funny, smart and loyal to only the closest of friends. Most women who meet a zangl find it hard not to want to get in bed with him. A zangl has a silver tongue and will use it to great length even without you knowing. Most zangl's have an extremely large and thick penis.
woman 1: Did you meet zangl at the club?

woman 2: Oh yea! The next morning i was exhausted and forgot how to talk!
zangl by DaYouGaFinMe December 6, 2011
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Kevin Zang 

The most awesome man to every exist, and if your name is Kevin Zang your super cool and great at basketball
Wow I wish I was like Kevin Zang
Kevin Zang by Big hairline October 22, 2020
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zanulinquent 

Present Generation of young Zimbabwean of Card carrying Zanu PF parents, who having witness to the looting and subsequent failure of the Zimbabwean economy have taken on the mantra that the world owes them something.
While running a student Digs in Grahamstown for Rhodes University students for close to ten years, I've had the pleasure of getting to know many Zimbabweans as tenants, then and now. Still the 2008 intake was a rude awakening. The housed group of friends, established a squatter camp, abused the house's shared power bill and had neighbours calling complaining to me about drunken public "urinating-for-distance" contests from the house-front steps, or repeatedly calling the police for noise disturbance. The King Zanulinquent was resident for two years before avoiding signing his final lease, then skipping his last month’s payment leaving others to fit the bill ala this definition. Small Claims Court willing his underpants will be listed on www.bidorbuy.co.za very soon
zanulinquent by Dezdemona August 6, 2009
i like zonglin
zonglin is cool
zonglin by johanadestoryer November 18, 2020
1 - A person who is being rather ridiculous, in an otherwise serious conversation.

2 - An individual who tends to act silly/crazy as a part of their personality, despite the context of any situation they may be in
Tom is being such a zanulio right now
Zanulio by Jimm the Timm February 6, 2013
A tasty snack comprised of a Zinger (usually chocolate) sandwiched between two Pringles (usually plain).
As in the Whyt Cheddah song "Illspot"... 'Grab a Pringle, grab a Zinger, make a Zingle. You know you're f****d up when your fingers tingle.'
Zingle by Kold Flo October 23, 2008
To be ripped off. Making a profit out of someone's loss. Usually drug related
Bob: I just bought a zoot for £15 from my dealer
Steven: No way bro! You've been zanged, a zoot is only worth £5
Zanged by Essig December 21, 2016
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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