Zangler

It's a unit used to measure how many blows a man can take to the balls.

Chuck Norris has infinite zanglers

by masshysteria October 7, 2009

zangle

1. A computer application accessible to students, parents, and teachers for viewing student profiles, classroom news, attendance data, grades, etc.

2. A synonym for "penis".

"Mr. Ryan, we can see your zangle."

"His zangle was up."

by afaiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 4, 2010

Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

Zangered

To be under the influence of Cocaine

Did you see Jonny at the party last night? He was so zangered,probably didnt sleep much.

by L.Charles April 7, 2011

zangermarshed

when a nigga is just fucked up. or high. also, fuck ode.loki

we zangermarshed bro, but fuck that nigga taylor

by PabloEscobarsLeftNut January 30, 2019

P-Zangle

P-Zangle is a word that you can use for almost anything you want. It can mean cool, or phat or sick-or make up your own meaning. Its just a word that sounds cool.

1. That outfit is so P-Zangle
2. Hey Man you're P-Zanglin
3. Hey wanna P-Zangle after school?

by Hillty October 23, 2005

Zangers

A cross of two extremely powerful hallucinogenic phenethylamines(2c-c and 2c-e) that may be taken orally or insuffulated(nasally). This is not a drug to be taken lighty. It is incredibly intense and can easily overwhelm people, especially when taken nasally, with an average dose of two to three milligrams. If you happen to come into possesion of this drug, proceed with extreme caution.

i took too much of the zangers and was stuck at plateu 4 for about 3 hours.

by open third eye April 5, 2010