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The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains.
You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.
zaffle by Brucester September 1, 2006
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Zaffel is an extraordinary creature from another planet. He is the creator of the universe. Seen in many movies, such as The Odyssey, he appears to have a white face and big black eyes. Most of his sitings, he has been dancing along side young boys. No one knows why he is here, or how he came to earth. I would personally like him to go home. He has bothered my friends and me many times. If you see this "alien", quickly find the camera and take a picture, he is a rare site. Beware of Zaffle.
"What the hell is Zaffle?"
Zaffle by Bobby Portsmith May 22, 2005
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Zaffle • zaffled • ziffle • zoffle • zuffle • zwaffle • zaffer • Zaffeer • zaffke • Zaffre
To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.
After me ride I zuffled.
zuffle by Anonymous April 11, 2003
'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person
*bob zwaffles his wife in the middle of a discussion to show her whos boss*
zwaffle by breekz December 29, 2003
to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
zoffle by Raz124 September 6, 2008
to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house
zuffle by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003
To zwaffle: Waking up your girlfriend by slapping her gently in the face with your half erect penis.
'Ruud tried to zwaffle me last week but I bit him.'

English version of the Dutch verb 'zwaffelen', a slang word in the student population of the city of Tilburg in the Netherlands.
zwaffle by Ronald Hogenboom May 16, 2006
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