zwaffle

'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person

*bob zwaffles his wife in the middle of a discussion to show her whos boss*

by breekz December 29, 2003

zwaffle

To zwaffle: Waking up your girlfriend by slapping her gently in the face with your half erect penis.

'Ruud tried to zwaffle me last week but I bit him.'

English version of the Dutch verb 'zwaffelen', a slang word in the student population of the city of Tilburg in the Netherlands.

by Ronald Hogenboom May 16, 2006

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

Zwaffelen

Dutch word of the year 2008
Using your dick to slap an object

Dude, zwaffelen is totally hot. you should try to slay that object

by Jayveeeee December 22, 2008

zwiffle

v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.

Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."

Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."

by mattylingwags July 19, 2011

to Zwaffel

To slap somebody in the face with a semi erected penis, resulting in being the bitch of the person who zwaffeld you untill you are able to get even by zwaffeling him back.

Last night I was so drunk I passed out.
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him

by Herman&Brecht October 14, 2008

zaffle

The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains.

You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.

by Brucester September 1, 2006