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zwaffle
To zwaffle: Waking up your girlfriend by slapping her gently in the face with your half erect penis.
'Ruud tried to zwaffle me last week but I bit him.'
English version of the Dutch verb 'zwaffelen', a slang word in the student population of the city of Tilburg in the Netherlands.
English version of the Dutch verb 'zwaffelen', a slang word in the student population of the city of Tilburg in the Netherlands.
zwaffle by Ronald Hogenboom May 16, 2006
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zwaffle
To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.
zwiffle
v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.
Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."
Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."
Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."
zwiffle by mattylingwags July 19, 2011
to Zwaffel
To slap somebody in the face with a semi erected penis, resulting in being the bitch of the person who zwaffeld you untill you are able to get even by zwaffeling him back.
Last night I was so drunk I passed out.
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him
to Zwaffel by Herman&Brecht October 14, 2008
zaffle
You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.
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