zoffle

to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 September 6, 2008

Zoffle

To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.

Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!

by Staffy August 20, 2007

zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 15, 2008

Zoffle

A combination of Zoet and Waffle. Zoet meaning a a person who is observant, funny, and safe to trust. Waffle meaning a mysterious, shyness and caring personality. When these two types of people are together it feels like a safe heaven. They turn into a friendship called a Zoffle.

Person 1: "Hey I've seen you hanging out with Jaiden a lot. They're sort of like a Waffle aren't they?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! They're really nice, I like hanging out with them"
Person 1: "Oh my God you guys are a Zoffle! Cause you're such a Zoet"
Person 2: "Me?? a Zoet? well I guess so!

by _Just_Me_duh_ November 30, 2021

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

zuffler

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains

Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night

by Bob Hope January 26, 2005