zaffke

A ninja kid who likes anime and does special power moves during lunch period at school.

Dang look at that zaffke over there trying to use ninjutsu to knock trees down.

by Wisepuppet March 25, 2021

Zaffer

A male name meaning Victorious. (Of Arabic/Indian descent.)

"Damn it, Zaffer always wins at everything.

Of course he does, Zaffer's name means victorious. By default, he wins at life"

by WiseGuy1 October 20, 2014

zaffle

The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains.

You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. The kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a piss and muck out her meat wallet. You are desperate to dry your cock......the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn't use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo......It HAS to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.

by Brucester September 1, 2006

Zaffle

Zaffel is an extraordinary creature from another planet. He is the creator of the universe. Seen in many movies, such as The Odyssey, he appears to have a white face and big black eyes. Most of his sitings, he has been dancing along side young boys. No one knows why he is here, or how he came to earth. I would personally like him to go home. He has bothered my friends and me many times. If you see this "alien", quickly find the camera and take a picture, he is a rare site. Beware of Zaffle.

"What the hell is Zaffle?"

by Bobby Portsmith May 22, 2005

zaffer

A small child that dwells in the sewers feeding on shit and bathing in piss.

Dude you look like zaffer.

by jameslbrookens July 28, 2011

Zaffre

Zaffre is a very romantic person but has a really weird way of showing it. Outgoing and fun to be around with. He only sees one girl/boy and he's loyal. A good friend and will always be there for them. He has a lot of insecurities about himself but nobody understands why because he's good looking and funny. He's a keeper. One of a kind

You're such a zaffre.

by PussySlayer_69 September 26, 2019

zaffled

When you are sitting in a Zoom lesson and you are absolutely baffled and the teacher is being a dick and not explaining anything, even though you asked a question.

Tash is zaffled

by massivedick69 November 3, 2020