You dont say 

No Shit

"Your going to have a baby??" "You dont say."

You dont say by jjhasmadskills December 22, 2008

Hey you dont say that! 

the funniest qoute from the movie "Step Brothers"
you probably looked this up because you lolz so hard at the qoute that you decide to go on urban dictionary to lolz some more. or because you listen to Slayer and leik mudkipz

Will Ferrell:who's the retard?
John C.Reilly: You
Will Ferrell: Hey you dont say that!

Hey you dont say that! by VoltronLadiesMan August 5, 2010

Cant say what you dont know 

1. when you dont know something.
2. when you dont feel like giving a real answer.

John- where you going lisa?
Lisa- Cant say what you dont know?

Cant say what you dont know by Zack E August 5, 2006

whatever you say, it dont mean shnat 

what joe kim said on the bus ride to wharton
2. pissed off dutch person

joe kim said whatever you say it dont mean shnat for the whole bus ride to wharton.

whatever you say, it dont mean shnat by joe April 30, 2004

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. 

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. by Angel Peaches March 14, 2022

You don't say 

Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago

Fat man:Dude, I think I have become fat
Dude:You don't say

You don't say by cagedidiot August 31, 2013

you don't say!! 

literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.

a master of this would be Christoffer!!

person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!

at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!

you don't say!! by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010