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you have tard
"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
works best against normies
you have tard by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018
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YouTard • you have tard • You're a tarded • Youtarded • You • You're Fired! • you got served • you know • you are • you're mom
You're a tarded
Means "You are incompetent or unintelligent." Derives from a bizarre fusion of "you're retarded" and "You're a retard." It's intentionally unclear whether "tarded" is a noun or "a-tarded" is an adjective \.
You're a tarded by K-Wheezy May 28, 2004
YouTard
I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.
YouTard by circushead December 31, 2006
Youtarded
Someone who, when on YouTube, keeps watching "Related Videos" until he/she can't remember what it's supposed to be related to or where they started.
Adam: Man, last night I watched this sweet video on YouTube about __________ and an hour had passed before I realized how Youtarded I was.
Matthew: Dude you're a total Youtard.
Olivia: Yeah get a job you Youtard.
Matthew: Dude you're a total Youtard.
Olivia: Yeah get a job you Youtard.
Youtarded by Your Zaluu March 4, 2010
Youtard
"Vile rage? Rampant racism? Huge neckbeard? Yep, we've got a Youtard on our hands. I wonder what the thinks about the Moon Landing..."
Youtard by DiseasedTempest December 27, 2007
youtard
The large number of people that comment on youtube videos who do at least one of the following: troll, lack proper grammar/spelling skills, post ridiculously stupid comments that prove they have a low iq, or ask people to give them a thumbs up...
Bill: That video was hilarious man. Did you read some of those comments also? Those were pretty good too....
Jim: No, I usually don't bother reading them because it is just a bunch of youtard nonsense.
Jim: No, I usually don't bother reading them because it is just a bunch of youtard nonsense.
youtard by the dark seahorse May 10, 2011
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