Jeff Samardzija

Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.

Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.

by circushead January 11, 2007

bombing the Titanic

Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.

Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.

Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.

by Circushead July 11, 2006

obamaversion

An aversion to Barack Obama.

His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.

by circushead February 26, 2008

shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.

Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.

by circushead December 14, 2006

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 04, 2006

bogart

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)

That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.

by circushead May 17, 2007

butt cruise

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.

I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.

by Circushead July 10, 2006