You-tard

In the farewell stage of an exchange of greetings and/or pleasantries, a 'you-tard' occurs when one party replies "you too!" when it does not apply.

Waiter says "Enjoy your meal" , you reply " you, too! A you-tard has occurred.

by MHB May 14, 2015

you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies

Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*

by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018

You're a tarded

Means "You are incompetent or unintelligent." Derives from a bizarre fusion of "you're retarded" and "You're a retard." It's intentionally unclear whether "tarded" is a noun or "a-tarded" is an adjective \.

Man, I can't believe you did that twice in a row. You're a tarded.

by K-Wheezy May 28, 2004

YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.

I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.

by circushead December 31, 2006

Youtarded

Someone who, when on YouTube, keeps watching "Related Videos" until he/she can't remember what it's supposed to be related to or where they started.

Adam: Man, last night I watched this sweet video on YouTube about __________ and an hour had passed before I realized how Youtarded I was.

Matthew: Dude you're a total Youtard.

Olivia: Yeah get a job you Youtard.

by Your Zaluu March 4, 2010

Youtard

Name given to all the idiotic people who post comments on Youtube.

"Vile rage? Rampant racism? Huge neckbeard? Yep, we've got a Youtard on our hands. I wonder what the thinks about the Moon Landing..."

by DiseasedTempest December 27, 2007

youtard

The large number of people that comment on youtube videos who do at least one of the following: troll, lack proper grammar/spelling skills, post ridiculously stupid comments that prove they have a low iq, or ask people to give them a thumbs up...

Bill: That video was hilarious man. Did you read some of those comments also? Those were pretty good too....

Jim: No, I usually don't bother reading them because it is just a bunch of youtard nonsense.

by the dark seahorse May 10, 2011