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I'll tell mine you're gay 

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)
Thatโ€™s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)
Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

you're too late, you'll never find 'em now 

A prominent phrase said by Swiper the Fox in almost every episode of the hit cartoon "Dora the Explorer". He steals the goods from Dora and Boots and says this.
Heh, heh, heh. You're toooo late, you'll never find your backpack now. {He then throws the backpack into bushes, then runs the opposite direction. I wonder what his motive is, I mean come on. And same thing with the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.

I'll tell you when you're older 

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child
7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.

I'll knock you're clock 

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.
Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!

Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger 

A special burger that comes with relleno pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger, you should try it!"