El_Scorcho's definitions

slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

k-kitty

kyle's ghetto fab nickname

Yo, K-Kitty, can you please pass the milk, please?

by El_Scorcho September 14, 2004

c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname

Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.

by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004

The Great White Marcus

the freshman Marcus who sits by himself and carries his binder with him, so in case anyone questions what he's doing, he can flip through it as if to get something out of it (yet all he is doing is wasting time/stalling); has been known to sit with the great big green kid and the other guy; there are some noticeable differences between the real marcus and the great white marcus, however: the great white marcus looks really British, wears a watch, likes to sit with one leg crossed (the masculine way, however), and walks with his arms swaying sideways instead of forward and back (this is a sight to behold)

Ah! Look, it's the Great White Marcus! Behold!

by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004

italian mobster guy

once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald

Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.

by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004

pictionary

a boardgame for 4-8 players in which you try to draw a certain word within a time limit; derived from the words "picture" and "dictionary"; the game of quick draw

Pictionary is an awesome boardgame.

by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004

chronicles of ridiculous

another way to say that something is
ridiculous; because "that's so ridiculous!" is already
so played out; derived from the Vin Diesel (barf)
movie "Chronicles of Riddick"

Have you heard about the sequel to the
awesome movie The Sandlot, "The Sandlot 2: The Son of
the Beast"? That's going to be Chronicles of Ridiculous.

by El_Scorcho September 20, 2004