A rare STD that is growing in America that originated in the African jungles of Congo. This disease can cause major stupidity and random episodes of spasms.

Oh no.. I've got... THE YADIOT!

YADIOT!

Stop being such a yadiot.

yadiot by mufasaTHElionKING December 21, 2010

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yardifact

the small lost or discarded things you find in your front or back yard. Old pennies, cloudy pieces of glass, rusted nails, broken sun bleached kids toys. Like an archeologist who discovers fossils or ancient artifacts. A Yardifact is evidence of your yards historical record.

Nick: Hey Brooke. Check out this 1952 penny Yardifact I found digging in your backyard.

Brooke: The people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, "Where's my penny?".

yardifact by N. Carlone. March 7, 2014

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Yardrobe

The towel, assessory, or clothing one wears in the yard instead of putting on clothing.. Usually means wrapping a towel around you instead of putting on clothes...

My wife wrapped a towel around her waist as her yardrobe to get something from the car...

Yardrobe by Polodad January 18, 2010

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Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).

"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC

Yardies by rich November 20, 2003

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