yardifact 

the small lost or discarded things you find in your front or back yard. Old pennies, cloudy pieces of glass, rusted nails, broken sun bleached kids toys. Like an archeologist who discovers fossils or ancient artifacts. A Yardifact is evidence of your yards historical record.

Nick: Hey Brooke. Check out this 1952 penny Yardifact I found digging in your backyard.

Brooke: The people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, "Where's my penny?".

yardifact by N. Carlone. March 7, 2014

yardfather 

Derived from the hierarchy of Italian organized crime families, the yardfather is the most highly respected man inmate in prison. The yard, being the outdoor area were inmates are allowed recreation time to exercise, play basketball, shank each other, etc.

The inmate who "runs the yard" would be referred to as "the yardfather".

yardfather by DFv2 February 10, 2008

yardifacts 

Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.

Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"

Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."

yardifacts by <|crayon| April 18, 2009

tardifact

An object of any size, shape, etc. they are the artifacts left over by your standard retard or tard. a tardifact is there for your discovery and for your enjoyment. they can found anywhere a wild tard once roamed. leftover tardifcts can be stored for future use and for a good laugh. they are originally tard toys, or tard entertainment. anything from a tard shoelaces to a tard book can be a tardifact.

Evan was housesitting for the folks next door. the tard child left some tardifacts out to be played with.

tardifact by paul00 June 26, 2006

yardinate 

Pissing off the porch into the yard

I yardinated today

yardinate by Jonsie jones January 23, 2018

Yardiac 

A person who is passionate (i.e. slightly crazed) about their lawn, garden and outdoor decor.

We have all know at least one person who is like this. Every chance they get they are talking about the lawn and what they want to do next. My neighbor was a Yardiac - he would take Vacation days and brush each blade of grass with the proper amount of Lime.

Yardiac by Paul Ambrose September 28, 2008

Yardifacts 

Artifacts in a yard. Applies to persons with too damn many gazing balls/praying angels/boys fishing/ceramics woodland creatures in their yard.

My mother-in-law has too damn many yardifacts.

Yardifacts by CreamySilver September 3, 2010