rich's definitions

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005

Ass mint

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

by Rich March 18, 2003

mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker

that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k

by Rich February 1, 2005

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

by Rich November 17, 2003

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004