rich's definitions

scrooge-meister

Someone who dislikes Christmas and is always really grumpy about Christmas. Also scroogemiester or scrooge miester.

"bloody 'ell, we've got bloody Christmas comin' up next!"

"Oh don't be such a Scrooge-miester ya miserable sod!"

by Rich November 30, 2004

fudge packer

Homosexual, gay, (slang) queer, fag

None of those guys, including Rich and Drew wanted to screw Leah, b/c they were fudgepackers.

by Rich April 14, 2003

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

epyon

A measurment of time that is consumed with pain and death.

The dinosaur age was a long epyon.

by rich April 9, 2004

crouchjump

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

by Rich April 17, 2004

Ass mint

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

by Rich March 18, 2003

dingle

A person of lower IQ and social status, not quite retarded but at the same time no rocket scientist

Oi! Dingle

by Rich October 21, 2003