Yanle

The stereotypical asian : plays many instruments, has good grades, is quite antisocial and every teacher's favorite. But yanle stands out with a hairline blessed by Moses himself as that hairline is spliting apart like the red sea and is receding at a rapid rate. A forehead so large that it looks like it is constantly as the state of expansion and said to be large than the milk way.

Yanle is gonna go bald real soon, at least she can play the violin

by Thatdictionaryguy February 22, 2024

Yandelled

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? I think you just yandelled me.

by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

Yandelling

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? Stop yandelling me!

by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011

Yale Michigan

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

Yale Michigan makes me depressed.

by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019

Yandere

A term for a person who is loving and caring to someone they like until their love, admiration and devotion becomes feisty and mentally destructive in nature through over protectiveness, violence, brutality or all three combined. Yandere is mentally unstable and uses extreme violence or brutality as an outlet for their emotions.

Simply put, a yandere is lovesick; someone who has been driven to insanity by extreme obsession or love, thus resulting in abnormal behaviour if not violence. Take the tropes "Love Makes You Crazy", "Love Makes You Evil", "Love Hungry" and "Stalker with a Crush", turn them all up to eleven, and condense everything into a singular personified character archetype

Types of yanderes:

Mugai-gata
Harmless type

Kanchigai-gata
'Wrong idea' type

Shuuchaku-gata
Obsession type

Sutookaa-gata
Stalker type

Dokusen-gata
Monopoly type (most common one)

Ison-gata
Dependence type ('dependence' as in addiction)

Touei-gata
Projection type

Shoushitsu-gata
Disappearence type

Shuumatsu-gata
Final type ('final' as in 'the end')

DV-gata
Domestic violence type

Sokubaku-gata
Restraints type

Mousou-gata
Delusion type

Jishou-gata
Self-harm type

Haijo-gata
Removal type

Shinjuu-gata
Double suicide
(I was quite surprised when i found out that Dazai from BSD is a yandere tho)

Jiko-gisei-gata
Self-sacrifice type

Suuhai-gata
Worship type

Choukyou-gata
Training type

Koritsu yuudou-gata
Loneliness induction type

Kyouki-gata
Bizarre-seeking type

Yandere: Come on, what's the problem? Just give me your heart! Gosh, she couldn't mean that much. Let me give you my love!

by That fujoshi under your bed May 11, 2020

Yandere

Someone who is clingy and jealous to their most pathological extremes, leading to criminal acts such as stalking, kidnapping, maiming, or murder (of you and/or their perceived rivals for your love).

"Yandere" is a combination of two Japanese terms: "yanderu” (to be sick), and "dere-dere” (to be lovey-dovey). The yandere is a popular character trope in anime.

by IntrospectiveLiz March 9, 2021