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Yandelling

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement
Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? Stop yandelling me!
Yandelling by RAWAPS August 29, 2018
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ass yodelling 

when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.
Good lord. I just spent the last 10 minutes ass yodelling on the can. Fucking beer.
ass yodelling by baddaditude December 24, 2010

Yodelling David 

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

Yodelling for the D 

The noise a cqt makes when she is in season. Or the favourite karaoke song of the most prominent slapper in town.
She was yodelling for the D so loud my window panes were vibrating to renditions of 'Mustang Sally', getting louder when she yodelled "Ride, Sally Ride"!
Yodelling for the D by tinywitch September 9, 2020

Rectal Yodelling

When an anus has been stretched and gaped wide enough to receive a yodel from the participating partner.
Legand says that when executing "rectal yodelling" correctly you can hear the yodel echo through the intestinal walls of the puckered anus.

inappropriate yodelling

when germans have sex and this is what you hear from the bedroom

YODELLING 

Dumb Friend: Lana del Rey is better than Lorde

Me: I AM YODELLING!1!!! IS THAT WHY LORDE WON 2 GRAMMYS AND HAS A #1 HIT? HAHAH
YODELLING by dumbbitchchris February 25, 2017