Wtfsm 

W.T.F.S.M. means What the fucking shitting monkies. Used when something is just too outrageous to say Wtf to, and also makes you angry.

Boyfriend: Omg. Why do you complain so much. Just shut up already. Damn.

Crazy Girlfriend: Oh hell naw! You did not just tell me to shut up. I'm gonna have to cut you!

Boyfriend: Wtfsm?!

Wtfsm by Hypafiied July 3, 2011

wtfsauce 

Commonly used to put emphasis on the 'wtf' part of the sentence.

Bill: Dude, did you see that hot girl hooking up with that ugly dude?

Jim: WHAT?!?! WTFSAUCE?!

wtfsauce by Primo331 October 31, 2007

wtftm 

acronym: "whatever the fuck that means"

commonly used after something vague or ambiguous has been said. Also used when a difficult word arises in conversation or reading.

"She said that I don't get her, wtftm..."
Brutus's betrayal was egregious, wtftm.

wtf whatever ambiguous vague huh uh

wtftm by Ted Mahla October 22, 2010

wtfima 

WTFIMA stands for WTF Its Monday Again. Often accompanied by an exclamation mark at the end, it is used to express frustration that the weekend has passed by too quickly for one's liking.

First used by a group of friends on the sunny Island of Singapore. They were inspired by the acronym TGIF while suffering from the Monday blues. Lo and behold, WTFIMA was born!

WTFIMA!? I barely enjoyed my weekend!

wtfima by Smugger May 19, 2009

wtfym 

An acronym that ask a question when you're extremely frustrated and don't have time to text all 18 characters . It consists the add in of two letters "y" and "m" to the popular acronym "wtf" meaning

What The Fuck You Mean?

Girl: I'm late
Boy: Wtfym
Girl: I'm pregnant .

Boy: Congrats! :-)
Girl: It's yours!

Boy: Wtfym!?!?

wtfym by Kyinn September 1, 2013

WTFNSMB 

WTFNSMB - What The Fuck Nigga Stole My Bike
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.

P1: wtf omg n00b l33t hax0rz roflmao
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven

WTFNSMB by Keniz April 7, 2008

wtfmeat 

meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.

no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.

wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009