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A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!
WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009
Words you can keep
What the fuck my life!!!!!
I just failed my Spanish class, WTFML!!!
WTFML by Merabear March 29, 2009
Related Words
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When your boss is known for being irrational and makes ridiculous demands of you. At first you're alarmed at the absurdity of the request, but then realize you're powerless to do anything but do what she says. All you can do is shake your head and think FML.
Helga just asked me to do what? WTFML...
WTFML by Helga's Beoch June 19, 2010
meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.
no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.
wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.
WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!

wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr 

WHERE THE FUCK MY CUP

WHERE THE FUCK MY BLUNT

WHERE THE FUCK MY REEFER
Bro: Hey bro you got 5 bucks for cigs
Other bro: WTFMCWTFMBWTFMR!!!
Bro: wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr

wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr 

“where the fuck my blunt where the fuck my cup where the fuck my reefer?” - Ken Carson (“Fighting my demons”)
dawg, wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr??”
wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr by drakelover4L November 4, 2023
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