WTFM

Write The F****ing Manual. Based on the term RTFM. Used when a lack of documentation exists for a given system.

User: Where do I find that?
Ops: RTFM
User: WTFM first, jerk

by Dog Grinder September 22, 2004

WTFM

What The Fudge Muffin???
used as an inside joke between friends or by those who don't wish to offend those around them. A substitute for WTF??

Person one: I just found a pencil I lost 6 months ago! YAY!!!
Person two: WTFM??

by saywhaat? February 18, 2010

WTFM

Accronym for "What The Fuck Mate", basically the Australian version of WTF (What The Fuck)

Vanessa "Darling i fucked Nathan last night"

Robert "WTFM! You Fucked my dad WTFM!"

by Peter Alexander August 13, 2008

WTFM

What the Funky Monkey- Used by those who do not wish to offend conservative, religious, or old people. It is a suitable exchange for the expression WTF

Jason: Dude, all the people are like flying, so are you!
Freddie: WTFM?

by coolphilip04 March 17, 2009

WTFM?

what the fuck man?

Person: -drunk talk-
Me: WTFM?

by Corrupted X Edge November 23, 2010

wtfm

“ whateva that fucking mean “

“ come downstairs, my hand is stuck in trash”

“ wtfm”

by blkexpomarker April 24, 2023

Wtfm

What the fuck man. Used in anger or resentment for someone's actions.

Guy 1: your girlfriend wanted to sleep with me, so I let her

Guy 2: wtfm!!

by Boxer June 15, 2016