wtftm 

acronym: "whatever the fuck that means"

commonly used after something vague or ambiguous has been said. Also used when a difficult word arises in conversation or reading.

"She said that I don't get her, wtftm..."
Brutus's betrayal was egregious, wtftm.

wtf whatever ambiguous vague huh uh

wtftm by Ted Mahla October 22, 2010

wtfima 

WTFIMA stands for WTF Its Monday Again. Often accompanied by an exclamation mark at the end, it is used to express frustration that the weekend has passed by too quickly for one's liking.

First used by a group of friends on the sunny Island of Singapore. They were inspired by the acronym TGIF while suffering from the Monday blues. Lo and behold, WTFIMA was born!

WTFIMA!? I barely enjoyed my weekend!

wtfima by Smugger May 19, 2009

wtfym 

An acronym that ask a question when you're extremely frustrated and don't have time to text all 18 characters . It consists the add in of two letters "y" and "m" to the popular acronym "wtf" meaning

What The Fuck You Mean?

Girl: I'm late
Boy: Wtfym
Girl: I'm pregnant .

Boy: Congrats! :-)
Girl: It's yours!

Boy: Wtfym!?!?

wtfym by Kyinn September 1, 2013

wtfmeat 

meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.

no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.

wtfmeat by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009

WTTMF 

word to that mother fucker

person 1: bush is an ass
person 2: WTTMF

WTTMF by catz123 November 21, 2010

WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.

Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!

WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE

Short hand for: What The Fuck Laughing My Ass Off Laugh Out Loud Oh My God Shut The Fuck Up Rolling Over From Laughter Age Sex Location Do What I Mean Not What I Say Ok Thanks Goodbye Talk To You Later Die!

As you can see it is quite useful. Yet only noobs and losers use it.

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAIDIE!

Shut up you fucking noob!!!

WTFLMAOLOLOMGSTFUROFLASLDWIMNWISKTHXBAITTYLDIE by BackToNormal July 1, 2004