Wootard
A drunk person who goes around yelling “ woooooooooooo” down the street around sober people. Usually in New Orleans.
Wootard by Emperor3434 November 13, 2020
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WoWtard
noun (n)
1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.
2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.
2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"
Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...
Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...
Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
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whotard
whotard by DerangedShadow March 7, 2007
wooktard
A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).
Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)
wooktard by TeamJuicyTreys April 11, 2011
Woodard
Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.
Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.
If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.
That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.
Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.
That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.
Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
Woodard by doctordray January 13, 2010