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when someone is beyond retarded; incredibly stupid person; can also mean that the person is really annoying and quirky.
man... that girl wearing the tube socks and flip flops is a woctard.

man: hey girl you wanna go out? girl lemme have your numba....hey lil mamma don't be like that!
girl: what a woctard!
Woctard by Gangsta boo Miami January 19, 2009
noun (n)

1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.

2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"

Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...

Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
WoWtard by Real Life July 24, 2008
Related Words
a person who plays World of Warcraft for way too long to the point that they can only talk about the game and obsessively play it, causing them to have no real life
My girlfriend is such a WoWtard. She won't sleep with me until she levels up. She has become so WoWtarded that she forget how to talk normally.
WoWtard by L-Java April 4, 2009
a person whose incompetency is unfathomable
you play waste of space instead of scarlet skies? wostard.
wostard by scibust August 23, 2022
A mixture of the words,

'Way'
'Beyond'
and 'Retard'

Alogether it makes, Wotard. Someone who is way beyond retarded, someone you can't even describe that's how wotarded they are.
'OMG Chris is so wotarded........wtf is he doing??'
'She was acting like such a wotard'
a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish
That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"
woptard by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

wocktarded 

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid
bruh thats really wocktarded of you
wocktarded by ooga chaka May 2, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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