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Woctard

when someone is beyond retarded; incredibly stupid person; can also mean that the person is really annoying and quirky.
man... that girl wearing the tube socks and flip flops is a woctard.

man: hey girl you wanna go out? girl lemme have your numba....hey lil mamma don't be like that!
girl: what a woctard!
by Gangsta boo Miami January 19, 2009
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WoWtard

noun (n)

1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.

2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"

Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...

Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
by Real Life July 24, 2008
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WoWtard

a person who plays World of Warcraft for way too long to the point that they can only talk about the game and obsessively play it, causing them to have no real life
My girlfriend is such a WoWtard. She won't sleep with me until she levels up. She has become so WoWtarded that she forget how to talk normally.
by L-Java April 4, 2009
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wostard

a person whose incompetency is unfathomable
you play waste of space instead of scarlet skies? wostard.
by scibust August 23, 2022
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Wotard

A mixture of the words,

'Way'
'Beyond'
and 'Retard'

Alogether it makes, Wotard. Someone who is way beyond retarded, someone you can't even describe that's how wotarded they are.
'OMG Chris is so wotarded........wtf is he doing??'
'She was acting like such a wotard'
by Undefined as of yet May 1, 2007
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woptard

a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish
That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"
by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005
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wocktarded

when a monkey wanna say somethin stupid
bruh thats really wocktarded of you
by ooga chaka May 2, 2019
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