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(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.
by Andrew Bresnock January 08, 2008
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.
The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.
by matthius May 23, 2006
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Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
by doctordray January 12, 2010
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Usually A family of extremely athletic individuals, known for being good at sports, smart, and are beauftiful/handsome individuals. awesom cooks,

They are a cool down to earth family, crazy, very, hilarious, popular amongst people from their city. can handle their liquior
wow, they must be Woodards

dude i use to dat this woodard chick and she's smokinn hott, she got it all, brains ,body, can cook, and much more :)
by im da best July 27, 2009
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It’s just nice to be nice. Last name will be here forever, thanks to Lueretta and Henry. One of the most-loving and sharing body of believers. The perfected example of unity.. THE WOODARDS FAMILY
We all desire to love each other like the Woodard family does.
by Key X January 05, 2019
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Woodard is a non working Lazy ass. Answers everything with "Huuhhh". Man I don't know?
A Woodard is always popped (broke) even after pay day. Never accepts responsibly for anything, never takes charge and will always be a follower. A Woodard never completes a task and always leaves a mess wherever they are.
Don't be a Woodard and do some work.
by Murdock Fox November 11, 2019
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