Woodum

More than a soulmate, two people who cannot be broken apart regardless of hardship.
Can be used as a direct pet name, or as a general term for lover.

Chris: I love you so much.
Rose: me too, woodum.

I hope everyone finds their woodum.

by Jihaleh July 6, 2014

Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

Woodman's

A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.

Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.

Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.

by Jon Nowak November 1, 2013

woodlum

a person who goes into the woods to ride dirtbikes, build tree houses, likes straight lines, and gets hard by absolutely nothing. they also usually get there first kiss in the treehouse they built

yoooo i just saw a woodlum.

by coolboi3 February 8, 2017

Woodmans

A hillbilly grocery store in the midwest that uses unconventional tactics such as purchasing the worst produce and meat and refusing to accept credit cards from customers in order to pay their useless, rude and entitled employees over-inflated salaries, purchase tons of TV ad time and raise profits.

I presented my American Express to the Woodmans cashier in order to pay for my over-priced rotten meat, brown bananas and dried out lemons and was rudely told that only Link and Debit were accepted.

Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?

by JeffStone October 27, 2013

woodman's delight

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

woodmansterne school

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.

random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself

by i hate woodmansterne school May 2, 2023