woodlum 

a person who goes into the woods to ride dirtbikes, build tree houses, likes straight lines, and gets hard by absolutely nothing. they also usually get there first kiss in the treehouse they built

yoooo i just saw a woodlum.

woodlum by coolboi3 February 8, 2017

Woodlum 

The redneck version of a mischevous/ trouble-causing hoodlum.

That woodlum straight tipped all my damn cows and ran off with my sister, I sure miss my wife...

Woodlum by Redneck all the way down March 19, 2014

Mr. Woolums 

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

Mr. Woolums by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

mr. woolums 

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015

woolums 

A bald hot guy with big muscles!

Look oh my gosh look at that Woolums...I'd hit it!

woolums by ashley stonesifer August 29, 2008

woolum 

Woolum refers to a female who lies about her last name when you ask it in fear that your a stalker

No example can be given of a woolum, dont worry youll meet one

woolum by Inmate19 February 6, 2007

Woodum 

More than a soulmate, two people who cannot be broken apart regardless of hardship.
Can be used as a direct pet name, or as a general term for lover.

Chris: I love you so much.
Rose: me too, woodum.

I hope everyone finds their woodum.

Woodum by Jihaleh July 6, 2014