wookum

noun. courage, excitement, enthusiasm, energy.

I can't seem to get up off the couch because I've lost all my wookum.

by Andrew A Libby January 2, 2006

wookum

Wookum comes from too much mountain dew and not enough sleep. Usually related to a big metal mass of pwn.

Person 1: I just got this sweet new mechanical pencil!

Person 2: Yea, well, I have a wookum.

by SoundFX November 8, 2004

Mr. Woolums

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

mr. woolums

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

by The cockinator March 30, 2015

wookus

A battle between titans involving voit. Being a hybrid between soccer and dodgeball, it is a sport that tests every muscle in one's body. Dexterity and Ingenuity are necessities for one to even make it through a single round. If a team can win the tournament, they achieve a status not unlike the gladiators of old.

"Hey, let's play wookus!"
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."

by Dr. Wookenstein April 22, 2007

honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship

Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!

by honeywookums April 20, 2014

woolums

A bald hot guy with big muscles!

Look oh my gosh look at that Woolums...I'd hit it!

by ashley stonesifer August 29, 2008