wookum
wookum by Andrew A Libby January 2, 2006
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wookum
Wookum comes from too much mountain dew and not enough sleep. Usually related to a big metal mass of pwn.
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wookum • honey wookums • woolums • Workumstances • wonkum • Woodum • woofums • Woogum • wookus • wookubus
Mr. Woolums
Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..
Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."
Mr. Woolums by royal cabbages May 4, 2015
mr. woolums
mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015
wookus
A battle between titans involving voit. Being a hybrid between soccer and dodgeball, it is a sport that tests every muscle in one's body. Dexterity and Ingenuity are necessities for one to even make it through a single round. If a team can win the tournament, they achieve a status not unlike the gladiators of old.
"Hey, let's play wookus!"
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."
"The balls are in Jeff's car and he's totally in Germany."
"Ah, Fuck it. Let's just get high."
wookus by Dr. Wookenstein April 22, 2007
honey wookums
honey wookums by honeywookums April 20, 2014
woolums
woolums by ashley stonesifer August 29, 2008
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