(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .
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Someone possessing numerous strong qualities in parallel with nature. This makes them extremely attractive yet, one is unable to ruin the untouched natured of the person through dating, relationships ect.
James is such a woodsman, he can fend off a bear while knitting a pair of socks from organic wool and whittling a heart from a stump.
by LilyRainFlower March 4, 2011
Get the Woodsman mug.that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people
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Get the woodsman mug.A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
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Get the Woodsman Disorder mug.A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.
Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"
by jMiR October 13, 2010
Get the Cheeky Woodsman mug.A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.
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