Woodmans 

A hillbilly grocery store in the midwest that uses unconventional tactics such as purchasing the worst produce and meat and refusing to accept credit cards from customers in order to pay their useless, rude and entitled employees over-inflated salaries, purchase tons of TV ad time and raise profits.

I presented my American Express to the Woodmans cashier in order to pay for my over-priced rotten meat, brown bananas and dried out lemons and was rudely told that only Link and Debit were accepted.

Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?

Woodmans by JeffStone October 27, 2013

Woodmans 

An awesome grocery with good priced food and where mostly poor people shop there. People fight over food stamps there, throw shit on the floor there, brake stuff and put it back, and steal food out of the packaging.

Woodmans is soooo ghetto

Woodmans by ytytyt August 21, 2012

Woodman's 

A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.

Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.

Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.

Woodman's by Jon Nowak November 1, 2013

woodmansterne school 

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.

random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself

woodmansterne school by i hate woodmansterne school May 2, 2023

woodman's delight 

a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!

That girl over there is a woodman's delight.

woodman's delight by Alex Auch December 16, 2008

jennifer woodman 

spawn of hell out to make sure you fail

jennifer woodman shot children ate them then gave them a IE on their test

jennifer woodman by grandmas little semen demon February 17, 2022

woodmansterne secondary

a school which is a primary and secondary and is thought to be the most neekiest skl in lambeth. if you find them, don’t interact, weird species of human and the children there are nerds. you will become depressed from going to this school, save yourself.

outsider: what school do you go?

person from woodmansterne: woodmansterne secondary why?

*outsider blocks person who goes to woodmansterne*

woodmansterne secondary by roadman111 January 24, 2020