Wonkanese 

Wonkanese is a language and culture. People of Wonkanese can speak Wonkanese. They think a being called North Korean Willy Wonka is the controller of this Universe.

Billy killed someone because they hated Wonkanese.

Wonkanese by Wonkanese November 3, 2022

Wukanese 

The language resulting from heavily relying on Siri to become your translator, often resulting in incomprehensible or nonsensical sentences that resemble poorly translated Chinese. Named for the Wukan village in China.

I tried to tell my roommate that "I left my window open" by using Siri to text, but it turned into the Wukanese "I leaned my wang over".

Wukanese by ccccchris December 13, 2012

woganese 

The newest language known to man. Founded by two un-square people to improve communication. Not to be confused with the popular term: wog

Jamie:"Wogs up" Dalin: "Jag is being a woghead!" Jamie:"Oh for wog sake!" Dalin:"Wogdeed" Jamie:"he wog and wogged all wog!" Dalin:"wig wag wog!" "woganese is great!"

woganese by The Geni May 19, 2016

womanese 

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

womanese by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

womanese by judochop November 12, 2007

Wokeanese 

(n.) The language of the woke. Originally became popular for its sheer impenatribility; cis white men who speak it are shot or sent to re-education camps in the social sciences department.

"what's the password?"

"the cis patriarchy's violence against queerfluid bodies has me literally shaking rn"

"zhe speaks wokeanese, let zher in"

Wokeanese by mirmathion November 28, 2016

Wopanese

Half-Italian and Half-Japanese.

Andy is Half-Italian, and Half-Japanese. Therefore, he is Wopanese.

Wopanese by the one and only cowbell. October 13, 2006