womanese

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

womanese

A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.

Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.

by John Hitchner May 12, 2007

womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

woganese

The newest language known to man. Founded by two un-square people to improve communication. Not to be confused with the popular term: wog

Jamie:"Wogs up" Dalin: "Jag is being a woghead!" Jamie:"Oh for wog sake!" Dalin:"Wogdeed" Jamie:"he wog and wogged all wog!" Dalin:"wig wag wog!" "woganese is great!"

by The Geni May 19, 2016

Wopanese

Half-Italian and Half-Japanese.

Andy is Half-Italian, and Half-Japanese. Therefore, he is Wopanese.

by the one and only cowbell. October 13, 2006

womaneering

Any activity that is done by women, that has absolutely no purpose and no positive benefit to humanity, but is defended as purposeful and beneficial by those women doing it.

Tracy co-led a woman's tree-knitting seminar, and her friend Sally had been making vagina finger-hats to protest the tampon tax.

So they were womaneering?

Yep.

by AntiSuffragette July 19, 2017