Wukanese 

The language resulting from heavily relying on Siri to become your translator, often resulting in incomprehensible or nonsensical sentences that resemble poorly translated Chinese. Named for the Wukan village in China.

I tried to tell my roommate that "I left my window open" by using Siri to text, but it turned into the Wukanese "I leaned my wang over".

Wukanese by ccccchris December 13, 2012

Wubanese 

The dialect used to describe a dubstep song that you dont know the name of, but you do know the bass sequencing for. Most dubstep has a very destinctive bass-driven occilating synth that makes a "wub" sound when heard. Such a sequence is like a snowflake for song description.

Honsho- Yo, what was that nasty creepstep you were talking about?

Kudao- I dont know the name, but it was all like WUUUUB wub wub WUUB wub wuuuub

Honsho-Oh! I know that beat! Your very fluent in wubanese, i see

Kudao- luls

Wubanese by Re.z January 31, 2012

wuhanese

Extremely straight-forward ethnic group of China. Stay away from this species at all cost.

Fuking wuhanese. Jewish

wuhanese by Rawr December 9, 2004

Wakanese 

When a person is spewing absolute bullshit out their mouth or has no idea what they’re talking about.

JJ: Liz always Yapping about some shit she don’t know about.

Ar: All the time bro speaking nothing but a bunch of Wakanese.

Wakanese by ArBinClappinCheeks June 29, 2024