Wukanese

The language resulting from heavily relying on Siri to become your translator, often resulting in incomprehensible or nonsensical sentences that resemble poorly translated Chinese. Named for the Wukan village in China.

I tried to tell my roommate that "I left my window open" by using Siri to text, but it turned into the Wukanese "I leaned my wang over".

Wukanese by ccccchris December 13, 2012

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Wubanese

The dialect used to describe a dubstep song that you dont know the name of, but you do know the bass sequencing for. Most dubstep has a very destinctive bass-driven occilating synth that makes a "wub" sound when heard. Such a sequence is like a snowflake for song description.

Honsho- Yo, what was that nasty creepstep you were talking about?

Kudao- I dont know the name, but it was all like WUUUUB wub wub WUUB wub wuuuub

Honsho-Oh! I know that beat! Your very fluent in wubanese, i see

Kudao- luls

Wubanese by Re.z January 31, 2012

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Wukanese • Wakanese • Wubanese • wuhanese

wuhanese

Extremely straight-forward ethnic group of China. Stay away from this species at all cost.

Fuking wuhanese. Jewish

wuhanese by Rawr December 9, 2004

Wakanese

When a person is spewing absolute bullshit out their mouth or has no idea what they’re talking about.

JJ: Liz always Yapping about some shit she don’t know about.

Ar: All the time bro speaking nothing but a bunch of Wakanese.

Wakanese by ArBinClappinCheeks June 29, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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