Woenker

Dutch people like to say "Kanker" which means cancer.
When the Dutch try to be less offensive they like to say Woenker.

Ik heb gisteren woenker hard geneukt.
Woenker dikke auto.

by P2GR April 26, 2019

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

wonkerjawed

lopsided, crooked, misaligned

You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.

by Christin C April 28, 2008

Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003