Woenker

Dutch people like to say "Kanker" which means cancer.
When the Dutch try to be less offensive they like to say Woenker.

Ik heb gisteren woenker hard geneukt.
Woenker dikke auto.

Woenker by P2GR April 26, 2019

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Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

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To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

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You don't want that one...it's wonkerjawed.

Look at that wonkerjawed boy. He sure is gotch eyed!

His facts were a little wonkerjawed.

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The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

Wonker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

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Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

Wonker by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

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A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

Wonker by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

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