Wizerbuff 

A man with very clean-shaved genitalia.

dude, I was watching some porn last night and the guy was such a wizerbuff

Wizerbuff by T^^ice March 20, 2009

Dirty Waterbuffalo

When a person is not paying attention you walk up behind them and pee on the back of their leg.

Dude: My dad was drunk so i gave him a dirty waterbuffalo!

Other dude: Really?! i just gave my dog a dirty waterbuffalo!

Dirty Waterbuffalo by listofcraig December 23, 2008

Waterbuffalo 

The word used in an ongoing drinking game in close-knit drinking circles when a poor fool has his beer/alcoholic beverage in his/her dominant hand.

When the word is yelled in an accusing way at this fool, they have to drink(or chug) whatever amount of alcohol is in the container of their dominant hand.
Not recommended for inexperienced drinkers.

Guy 1: "Dude, Steve got so trashed last night, he couldn't even see!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I waterbuffalo'd him four times in an hour!"
(high fives)

Waterbuffalo by Timboes March 1, 2010

waterbuffamule 

someone with a really big dick

Greg Watkins is hung like a waterbuffamule.

waterbuffamule by yolla April 17, 2003

waterbuffamule 

chris crump is also hung like a waterbuffamue

waterbuffamule by Anonymous April 30, 2003

waterbuffamule 

Someone who has small penis

"Anyone who says that they are hung like a waterbuffamule, is hung like waterbuffamouse"

waterbuffamule by Anonymous May 15, 2003