Waterbuffalo

The word used in an ongoing drinking game in close-knit drinking circles when a poor fool has his beer/alcoholic beverage in his/her dominant hand.

When the word is yelled in an accusing way at this fool, they have to drink(or chug) whatever amount of alcohol is in the container of their dominant hand.
Not recommended for inexperienced drinkers.

Guy 1: "Dude, Steve got so trashed last night, he couldn't even see!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I waterbuffalo'd him four times in an hour!"
(high fives)

by Timboes March 1, 2010

Dirty Waterbuffalo

When a person is not paying attention you walk up behind them and pee on the back of their leg.

Dude: My dad was drunk so i gave him a dirty waterbuffalo!

Other dude: Really?! i just gave my dog a dirty waterbuffalo!

by listofcraig December 23, 2008

Water Buffalo

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.

Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?

by Bob and King July 29, 2008

Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015

water buffalo

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.

In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.

by scootinger September 16, 2006

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023