Wineis

The inside of you elbow opposite of wenus

He could strangle her with i his wineis

by tammyjc May 26, 2018

wineism

The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.

iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.

by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008

Wineshots

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.

Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.

by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

winesia

when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.

Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.

by kds818 October 7, 2009

Wineist

Wineist is a person who loves wine, culture and a story behind every wine.

Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.

There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.

Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.

Random person: What kind of wine do you like?
Wineist: It depends on the current mood, food, smell in the air, season, time of the day... I like different wine on a different occasion but I love wine in general.

by wineist September 19, 2013

wineosaur

What a doofus thinks a wine expert is called.

The wine list looks great, but let's ask a wineosaur for help.

by El Barrel August 30, 2015

wifeish

(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.

by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014