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Oscar's tiny wienis is less than an inch long.
wienis by Newman S. December 17, 2011
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Wenis man 

Wenis man or wenis boy, typically a moms boyfriend that won't get on the "scary" rides with you at the fair/carnival, acts like a weenie boy and usually gets kicked on the floor afterwards.
You little wenis boy! Too scared to get on the big rides are you? Don't wanna go upside-down? WENIS MAN WENIS MAN.
Wenis man by ThunderNoodle June 19, 2021

Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.
iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.
wineism by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008

Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.
A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. “Wenis Waffle.”
Wenis Waffle by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019
Wineist is a person who loves wine, culture and a story behind every wine.

Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.

There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.

Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.
Random person: What kind of wine do you like?
Wineist: It depends on the current mood, food, smell in the air, season, time of the day... I like different wine on a different occasion but I love wine in general.
Wineist by wineist September 19, 2013
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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