Wienis

a guy has two. so do girls. it doesn't hurt when you twist, bite, or pierce them. some are longer than others. guys freak out when you tell them "can i play with your wienis" and a girl gets confused. try it sometime...i dare you...

Wienis by derla May 1, 2006

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wienis

A dachshund's (wienerdog's) penis.

Oscar's tiny wienis is less than an inch long.

wienis by Newman S. December 17, 2011

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Wenis man

Wenis man or wenis boy, typically a moms boyfriend that won't get on the "scary" rides with you at the fair/carnival, acts like a weenie boy and usually gets kicked on the floor afterwards.

You little wenis boy! Too scared to get on the big rides are you? Don't wanna go upside-down? WENIS MAN WENIS MAN.

Wenis man by ThunderNoodle June 19, 2021

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Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

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wineism

The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.

iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.

wineism by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008

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Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.

A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. “Wenis Waffle.”

Wenis Waffle by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019

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Wineist

Wineist is a person who loves wine, culture and a story behind every wine.

Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.

There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.

Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.

Random person: What kind of wine do you like?
Wineist: It depends on the current mood, food, smell in the air, season, time of the day... I like different wine on a different occasion but I love wine in general.

Wineist by wineist September 19, 2013

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