wifeish

(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.

by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014

wifishing

The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.

I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.

by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

wifeism

A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.

Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!

by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011

wifeshaver

wifeshaver (with a s on instagram) is one of the funniest and coolest tiktoker there is! they post hilarious videos on popular app named tiktok. this platform has very funny creators that post on it! but wifeshaver is one of them. he is super awesome i suggest following her! peepee

Person A: Why are you laughing so much???
Person B: @wifeshaver just posted on tiktok!
Person A: Whos that?
Person B: A super funny person i suggest following him!

Person A: Okay!!!

by Wifeshaver's #1 fan July 11, 2021

wifeyish

When she has potentials of being a future wifey.

Damn she so fine she was looking real wifeyish at the party last night.

by Vonnie February 7, 2017

Wileishka

A Wileishka is a smart girl. She is cute and stubborn. They act cold but once you get to know them they are crackheads. If ur friends with one or dating one DO NOT LOSE THEM. They are the most real person you’ll ever meet. They are very goofy if they are comfortable around you.
Note: Have very short tempers

John: whoa she’s so cute, right mike.
Mike: she’s cute, but she has a very short temper.
John: she must be a Wileishka.

by Ariesisntshe December 6, 2019

wileisha

The most loving and honest person you’ll ever meet. If she’s honest its because she loves you ! She loves hard and if you lose her you’ll regret it. She’s most likely an Aries. She has a DIVA side but that because she has standards. She can literally talk to anyone and is so outgoing. Talented from head to toe but I kist wish she seen her own potential.

Reminds me of Wileisha.

by Wild Cat November 23, 2021