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Wineshots

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019
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Winehousing

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages following a night of intense drinking in order to fend off hangovers, shame and feelings of impending death; typically occurs in the morning or early afternoon.
"dude, I am dying after last night, aren't you hungover?"

"Nah, I'm good, I've been winehousing it since 9am. Is McDonald's still serving breakfast?"
by lamaratl November 2, 2011
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Amy Winehouse

Well, they tried to make her go to rehab.. but she said no no no.
Amy Winehouse doesn't know know know.
by Krisk & Kim June 22, 2009
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Winehousing

The act of singing Amy Winehouse songs sadly all alone when trying to mend a broken heart and empower oneself.
Anna: I feel bad the Tom dumped Mary!
Tasha: ME too! She has been sitting in her living room at the piano winehousing for a week,
by DWBB June 7, 2013
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Amy Winehouse

An amazing, extremely talented, beautiful, hilarious woman who unfortunately got into drugs in her early twenty's and passed away at age 27 on July 23rd, 2011.
by ifuckingloveyouamy December 27, 2011
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Amy Winehouse

A talented singer who's died recently
by xSkaz July 24, 2011
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Winehoused

To get, or to be, f*cked up on the level of the once promising female singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse died from her long term drug and alcohol abuse on July 23, 2011.
Dude, I've been so depressed ever since Emily dumped me. I'm getting winehoused tonight.

Sam was so winehoused last night. I'm surprised he woke up this morning.
by cherrychuckles July 24, 2011
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