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wineism

The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.
iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.
by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008
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Wineist

Wineist is a person who loves wine, culture and a story behind every wine.

Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.

There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.

Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.
Random person: What kind of wine do you like?
Wineist: It depends on the current mood, food, smell in the air, season, time of the day... I like different wine on a different occasion but I love wine in general.
by wineist September 19, 2013
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Winkism

The art of playing cards, in particular the game called 79.

Winkism is the tactic whereby any card scoring more than 5 is considered large, this results in a heavy loss of points each time a card is thrown. The player that adopts the winkism tactic has a well known mantra: if it's less than 5 I can stay alive, if it scores 10 I'll pass it to the men.
A good winkism hand will be ace set, 2 set
by The 2 armed bandit February 10, 2014
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wifeism

A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.

It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.

The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."

Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.

I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011
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winceism

a random bad memory that enters your mind, causing you to wince.
Joe: "Ugh, I just remembered when I refused a date with the hottest girl in school because I had a stomachache."

Greg: "Oh, that's the worst winceism I've ever heard."
by Cappn Rock July 27, 2010
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whineism

When a person constantly whines about having a disease or an infection, and nothing is really seriously wrong with them, they are known to have have whineism.
Person Number 1 says "I dont feel so good :(, I feel exhausted and weak.. I also have a headache, Do you think I am pregnant?" Person Number 2 "I think you have a bad case of whineism
by Sahel May 28, 2010
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Wineis

The inside of you elbow opposite of wenus
He could strangle her with i his wineis
by tammyjc May 26, 2018
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