wineism
wineism by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008
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Wineist
Wineist is a person who loves wine, culture and a story behind every wine.
Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.
There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.
Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.
Wineist is more then wine enthusiast. Wineist is a member of a new movement "Wineism" which represents the new era of wine appreciation.
There was Communism, Socialism, Capitalism... now it is time for wine - Wineism. Wineist is a proud member of it.
Wineist doesn't just drink the wine, he/she is observing the color, smells the fruits and flowers in it, tastes it and enjoys it, without prejudice.
Winkism
The art of playing cards, in particular the game called 79.
Winkism is the tactic whereby any card scoring more than 5 is considered large, this results in a heavy loss of points each time a card is thrown. The player that adopts the winkism tactic has a well known mantra: if it's less than 5 I can stay alive, if it scores 10 I'll pass it to the men.
Winkism is the tactic whereby any card scoring more than 5 is considered large, this results in a heavy loss of points each time a card is thrown. The player that adopts the winkism tactic has a well known mantra: if it's less than 5 I can stay alive, if it scores 10 I'll pass it to the men.
Winkism by The 2 armed bandit February 10, 2014
wifeism
A religious organization that is devoted to the belief that a woman's salvation lies in pleasing her man.
It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.
The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."
Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
It rests on the key concept that a woman's true happiness comes from the lasting attention and authentic affection from a man.
The religion consists of several rules and regulations including: "Thou shalt never turn into a fat-ass." and "Thou shalt never let your man go hungry."
Wifeism also considers the home to be a temple, in which the most sacred room of worship is the kitchen.
Sorry, wearing "mom jeans" is against my religion - i recently converted to wifeism.
I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
I was tired of being an angry feminist, and so i joined wifeism - now i regularly get oral sex!
wifeism by Natalie Savoureux May 11, 2011
winceism
Joe: "Ugh, I just remembered when I refused a date with the hottest girl in school because I had a stomachache."
Greg: "Oh, that's the worst winceism I've ever heard."
Greg: "Oh, that's the worst winceism I've ever heard."
winceism by Cappn Rock July 27, 2010
whineism
When a person constantly whines about having a disease or an infection, and nothing is really seriously wrong with them, they are known to have have whineism.
Wineis
He could strangle her with i his wineis
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