wineosaur

What a doofus thinks a wine expert is called.

The wine list looks great, but let's ask a wineosaur for help.

by El Barrel August 30, 2015

wangosaurus rex

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.

"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"

by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007

wienersaurus

The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that stalks the earth in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area of the binary system (falling nine times out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune moment.

Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed my junk on the dance floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!

*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

weinersaurus

a female of the human persuasion hungry for the cock in any orifice of her body at all times.

see slag.

Man, she is such a weinersaurus; all she does is talk about the cock.

by Slag Face October 10, 2007

Winasaurus Rex

a rare species of dinosaur that magically warps forward in time when someone wins at life. this causes all believers of the magical powers of the winasaur to exclaim loudly WINASAURUS REX! followed by high fives and fist bumps galore.

<Jon gets the coin to go down the girls cleavage, winasaurus rex appears> "WINASAURUS REX" <Jon high fives and fist bumps all surrounding people>

by winasaurlover February 22, 2010

Winasaur

A: A neon green tyrannosaurus-rex that is full of win.

B: A figurative expression for something that is full of win.

A: "Whoa! Look at that winasaur!"

B: "I finally beat that level in Halo."
"Dude, that's such a winasaur."

by fireboy129 September 26, 2009

Winosaur

Mature woman with an exaggerated taste for alcoholic beverages derived from grapes, quite often stored in a device called bag-in-box. Because of her degenerated state the winosaur is the opposite of a milf.

Damn, is Martha drunk again? That old hag is such a winosaur...

by Karlos de Suecia March 1, 2009