Whompiter

a dumb foundation of life's hilarity and rubish. to some it's a way of life. to others, it's the word you use when others just dont work.

"Hunter, how are you feeling today?"

"Whompiter, and you?"

Whompiter by Venkasaurus March 30, 2009

Whomptie 

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

Whomptie by sswp September 10, 2011

whimpster 

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.

The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.

whimpster by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

Whomper-dank 

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

Whomper-dank by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper 

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

mud whomper by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

whomper by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009