whomperjanked 

adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.

Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.

whomperjanked by CBiscuit93 June 12, 2010

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006