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An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.
Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"
by sswp September 9, 2011
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