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Whomptie
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An
ugly girl
whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to
your house
you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a
paper bag
.
Big Steve
: "I'm
smoking
with a whomptie..."
Young Fess
: "Kick her ass out"
Whomptie
by
sswp
September 10, 2011
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