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whitizushi 

A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.

Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
whitizushi by GAWII July 16, 2009
Oh My God That Lad Over There Is Whittus!!
whittus by -M3LiiSS- August 31, 2007

whittitude 

The offensive or insulting posture, action or disposition of a white person towards a black one, usually known as a manifestation of discrimination, combined from the word white and attitude. Something that the modern world is trying to reject in order to reinforce the equality between people from all over the world.
Good to know that Obama is the new President of the US, right?
Yeah. Hopefully this will change everything, including the whittitude my ma had to put up with years ago.
whittitude by theblackmoonofghost December 20, 2008

gluteus whitius 

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.
Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"
gluteus whitius by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

Whitetitus 

Whitetitus: Someone who thinks they have the same rights as white people.
He has a severe case of Whitetitus
Whitetitus by Shakespeare III September 6, 2011

Whittids 

An old joke from faraway place of man turned into a cow with extremely large and white breasts.
Ah, Whittids, haven't heard that name in while, heh...
Whittids by The-AU-Variant November 30, 2021