Whittimus
Whittimus by Fuitcitious July 28, 2025
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whitizushi
A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.
Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
whitizushi by GAWII July 16, 2009
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whittitude
The offensive or insulting posture, action or disposition of a white person towards a black one, usually known as a manifestation of discrimination, combined from the word white and attitude. Something that the modern world is trying to reject in order to reinforce the equality between people from all over the world.
Good to know that Obama is the new President of the US, right?
Yeah. Hopefully this will change everything, including the whittitude my ma had to put up with years ago.
Yeah. Hopefully this will change everything, including the whittitude my ma had to put up with years ago.
whittitude by theblackmoonofghost December 20, 2008
gluteus whitius
The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.
Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"
Dale: "Sure didn't!"
Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"
Ben: "Nope."
Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"
Dale: "Sure didn't!"
Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"
Ben: "Nope."
Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"
gluteus whitius by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009
Whitetitus
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