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reed whittlsley 

silly little nerd,very goofy
that guy is such a reed whittlsley
The act of being witty, but with a hitt! It's that double wit that hits, the whitts!
When his wits hit harder then just being witty & your left with that - ahh damn! When did he get so smart??
Man, she came straight up to you bro -
You thought you were all fly & shit & -
She come back with those whitts & left you chopped to bits! Her verse was killa man - Def getting this label bruh.. step yo whitts up!

whitturd 

A little girl who tends to shit herself often
That girl is a Whitturd and this time its a ronchy one.
whitturd by Bwadley December 20, 2006
The oh too clingy pieces of faeces that hang on to the pubic hair of a persons booty. Often occur from a lack of wiping ones anus properly after squeezing out a fudgie.
"I have a huge assed whittum" "unlucky, you clearly haven't wiped properly. Dirty bastard"
Whittum by Tarquin de Montford August 20, 2012

gluteus whitius 

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.
Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"
gluteus whitius by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

whittsun 

A man who purely deals in crack
pure whites shotter
you shott
yeah, whittsun blood
whittsun by guardian October 24, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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